At breakfast this morn, Lorelei was telling about this knife/fork/spoon that her friend has. It is a fork on one end, a spoon on the other...and on one side of the fork it has a knife. Well, Papaw was calling it a spork.
Lorelei was saying no, it is not one of those spoons with fork tines cut in the end...and back and forth. Then Papaw says, Oh, I know what you are calling a spork.
Lorelei: "Papaw, let me explain this to you one more time!"
Mamaw lost it and am still laughing about it.